What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

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Just Forget it!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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Still no good

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

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Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

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